I had to come up to the surface world today to go to Super Value. I'm sorry, but Zombie Mart can't beat Super Vaulue's prices on a Christmas Ham. However, I always get funny looks when I go above ground. I wish people didn't treat me like I wasn't even........ living. Uuuugghhhh. Oh well. There just lucky I don't suck their brains out. YEAH, THAT'S IT! I'll tell them that if they keep lookin at me funny, I'll eat their brains! Oh that'll never work, I'm the wimpiest zombie in my town.
Today at school, it was the funniest thing. My best friend Tommy took off his ears, and when the Mr. Belovsky called on him, he just kept saying, "WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU. SPEAK LOUDER!!" The whole class was cracking up.
In other exciting news, I asked out this girl today. The guys said the way I did it was corny, but all the girls thought it was sweet. I went up to Carla, and said "Carla, will you go out with me? If you say yes, I will give you my heart." Then I reached down my throat and yanked my heart right out. SHE SAID YES! I'm so happy. I love you Carla. Can't wait to go on our first date. Not to be shallow, but I hope she puts on some makeup, her skin's a little green... then again, so is everybody's.
--Ezikiel
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:P That was fun. I'm gonna do that every once in a while.
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ahahahah that was pretty entertaining and random, but i must admit.... that was a little creepy :P
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