Definition of Epic Fail

I went to the mall last night with Adam, Marek, Dana, Amy, Ryan, and Nicky. It was pretty cool to see everybody. But that's not what the point is.
So I got smoothie from Jamba Juice. DELICIOUS. So after like, one minute of having it we saw Shelby and Lucciene. I hadn't seen either of them in like, six months so I went to hug Shelby. When I did, I dropped my smoothie and it went everywhere. It was extremely embaressing. Like, the deffinition of epic fail. So, for whatever reason, Shelby mopped it up and bought me a new one :P

Oooh, speaking of embarresing stories.....
My church went to Big Lots last week to buy stuff for people who can't afford Christmas gifts. So when we were there, I picked up this little body scrub thing, it was like green and purple, and I turned to this sweet-looking old lady and asked, "Would you want this as a gift?"
As a response, I get a deep, raspy, smoker's voice. "If you're gay."

Very funny.