Sex Retreat

I just got back from a weekend sex retreat at Wapo with my church. It was actually really fun. When I say sex retreat, I don't mean we all had sex, it means that we learned about sex and what God intended it to be. Oh, btw guess what:
Masturbation...
NOT A SIN!!
Ah yeah homez. hehe Yeah so I signed a peice of paper between me, God and Jesus saying that I was going to wait until marrige. Yes, it will be really, really, really hard, but if I believe in myself and my relationship with Jesus Christ, then I can do it, no matter what anyone says.
God intended sex to be for married people, not strangers, not friends, not people who are in love, not even if you engaged, people who are married. Sex is meant for: 1. pleasure 2. to strenghten a marrige.
We also watched a video about sex and STDs and God. There are 30 STDs out in the world. Also, if you have slept with two or more people, you probably have an STD :P
Ever since I've strenghtened my relationship with the church and Jesus, my life has become just a little more less foggy. NO, I do not believe all the stories in the Bible are true, like Adam and Eve or Noah's Ark, I believe them to be metaphores. And, NO, that doesn't mean I'm not Christian, it means I have a different take on the Bible than other Christians.
Last night/this morning, most of the people in my cabin went out and TPd the camp site! It was hylarious at the time, but they had to clean it all up XD
Thanks for listening, you, and God.
Peace homeskittle
Goodnight =]