The Troubled Cast of Winnie The Pooh

My friend Timmy was over yesterday and we were talking about how troubled the characters of Winnie the Pooh were. So we broke down each of their problems down to these.

Morbidly Obese, Developing Skin Cancer due to too many Bee Stings

Homosexual, Lonely, Mentaly Crazy

Chronic Deppresion, Selfesteem Issues

On Ecstacy and Crack, Seriously Injurred Tail (no tail bounces that much!)

Chronic Deppresion, Divorced

He's the only one on this show who doesn't have any problems! Thank God.

Lonely, OCD with his garden, Gender Confused

Well, it seems I grew up watching a show with some serioius issues. Oh well.
Today=BORING!