Sex Retreat

I just got back from a weekend sex retreat at Wapo with my church. It was actually really fun. When I say sex retreat, I don't mean we all had sex, it means that we learned about sex and what God intended it to be. Oh, btw guess what:
Masturbation...
NOT A SIN!!
Ah yeah homez. hehe Yeah so I signed a peice of paper between me, God and Jesus saying that I was going to wait until marrige. Yes, it will be really, really, really hard, but if I believe in myself and my relationship with Jesus Christ, then I can do it, no matter what anyone says.
God intended sex to be for married people, not strangers, not friends, not people who are in love, not even if you engaged, people who are married. Sex is meant for: 1. pleasure 2. to strenghten a marrige.
We also watched a video about sex and STDs and God. There are 30 STDs out in the world. Also, if you have slept with two or more people, you probably have an STD :P
Ever since I've strenghtened my relationship with the church and Jesus, my life has become just a little more less foggy. NO, I do not believe all the stories in the Bible are true, like Adam and Eve or Noah's Ark, I believe them to be metaphores. And, NO, that doesn't mean I'm not Christian, it means I have a different take on the Bible than other Christians.
Last night/this morning, most of the people in my cabin went out and TPd the camp site! It was hylarious at the time, but they had to clean it all up XD
Thanks for listening, you, and God.
Peace homeskittle
Goodnight =]

Dear Alexa and all my Other Readers,

I regret to inform you that Alexa's mom is not well; she will be departing us soon. Although I only met her twice, I even miss her a little bit. Alexa, my heart goes out to you and your family.

Bear with me, this does relate to the topic at hand. Two weeks ago, I had a dream that my phone and camera broke. That day, in real life, my computer crashed. On Sunday night/Monday morning, in my dream my mom was killed. That day, Alexa and her mom got into the car accident. It's a very strange turn of events. Once again, Alexa, I can not explain how sorry I am. If you need me, I am most deffinetley here.

Not just today, but ever since the death of Kyle's father, I have tried to love my parents, and my neighbors in general, more than normal, because I realize that at any moment, their life could be taken from my hands, up away into the sky like a clumzy child and his favorite balloon, that no matter how much the parents say they can, he can't have a replacement, he wants that balloon back.

Love,
Colin.

NO! (May 08)

I'm ticked. The Packers aren't going to the Super Bowl. Well, at least Adam's cookies were delicious XD yeah it sounds funny, but i actually went over to his house to watch it and his mom made cookies :D
In other news, Death Cab for Cutie's coming out with a new album in MAY!!!! If anyone wants to get that for me for my birthday, I'll do it with you. Just kidding, that's amazingly creepy. But seriously, I really want that cd. It should be the epitomy of awesome music. I think if all the Beatles were still alive, they could combine to make the crazies band ever: Death Cab for Beatles. Yeah.

I'm looking to my birthday month for that cd :D

Juno

I saw Juno today with Sabina ( <3 ), Ryan, Shelby, Dana, Alex, and Emi. It was the SHIT! Seriously it was a radical movie. Some quotes:
"So, is your eggo prego?"
"That ain't no etchesketch homeskillet..."
"You hear that Juno girl's pregnant? Yeah You hear it's yours? Yeah. You should grow a mustache. I can't. Yeah me neither."

HEHE
So we went to Chipotle after cuz it was right accross the street. When my dad picked me up, I told him about the movie and that it was funny, did that last quote on the list, and it was a really good mood, you know? But then my dad goes and gives me a mini sex talk >:( Oh well, guess he's gotta squeeze those in somewhere.

Loved the movie, and Chipotle es muy delicioso!
PEACE HOMESKILLET

bored

I'm doing humanities notes right now for history day, and I'm amazingly bored! I'm on one of my old computers right now. It's not a bad computer, but the picture on the monitor vibrates :P so it's hard to read lots of stuff.


add please. my layout site.
maybe another post later tonight. idk

T901188

The title is the code for right now. Tuesday, 9:01, January 8th, 2008. ah yeah.
Today I accomplished two things. The first is being on time to jazz band. The second is eating the universe. Yes, you are all inside my belly right now, you just haven't realized it. Global Warming isn't due to polution, it's due to my slightly high body temperature. Oh well, what are you gonna do?

So today in the world inside of my belly, Hillary Clinton took the lead over Obama in the polls. Although I'm an Obama supporter, I'm kind of glad Hillary's back in the game. I felt bad for her actually. She almost started crying at one of her interviews ='(

Well, have fun being digested through my intestines tonight. Sweet dreams =]

Last Day of Break

So it's the last day of break and, frankly, it sucks. GAHHH! I haven't accomplished everything I was hoping to accomplish :P I didn't go snowboarding once! I only saw Sabina once! And to top it all off, my computer crashed. Yeah, so I'm on my dad's laptop right now. So if I'm not on myspace too much for a little while, that's why.

New subject. Look at your foot. Take off your shoes or socks or whatever, and just look at your feet. Continue to looke at them (I am right now actually XD ) wiggle your toes and stuff and just look at it. Conclusion:
FEET=Wierd
That's my equation. But seriously, feet are like hands, except with the thumb not serving it's purpose. Now if we had monkey feet, like hands for feet, that would be awesome.

Think about it